Movies, Parties, & the Return of Firecrotch!

I'm excited to announce that Ocean's Thirteen will be in theaters on June 8th!

This time, Danny Ocean and the rest of the crew will team up with their rival Terry Benedict in the third Ocean's installment. George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Don Cheadle, Andy Garcia, and Bernie Mac star in the movie:

...can't wait to see how this is going to play out...Ocean's 11 & 12 are two of my favorite movies! (source)

Halle Berry was photographed walking the streets of Paris w/ boyfriend Gabriel:

...of course she is there promoting her movie Perfect Stranger-

Thursday night, Details Magazine & Emporio Armani hosted a party in LA:

Ryan Seacrest came through...lookin' like Steve from Blue's Clues!:

...moving along,

Top Models Caridee and Molly Sims shared a moment...

So did young actors Chris Klein, Ginnifer Goodwin, and Adam Brody-

Dame Dash's foolish self was there, as well as Lauren Conrad from MTV's "The Hills"-

Finally, miss Lindsay Lohan has returned to her foolish ways:

...she must have been tired of the positive press, so she decided to come out without a bra-


...and then, she had to remind us all that she started the "no-panties" trend:

...Firecrotch returns with a vengeance! Take that Brandon Davis:

Independent Women

I'll kick this post off with Beyonce News.

Congrats to both Beyonce and Shakira, their single "Beautiful Liar" broke a Billboard record this week. The song climbed from #94 to #3 moving 91 spots in one week!

...clips from Beyonce's video anthology have leaked, but make sure to go buy the "B-Day" re-release on April 3rd.

Here is "Freakum Dress":

Beyonce - Freakum Dress
Uploaded by EtienneEvolution

Here is "Kitty Kat":

Kitty Kat (Music Video)
Uploaded by Maryluvsphillip

...Beyonce's good friend Kelly Rowland is continuing her promo takeover. She stopped by Seventeen Magazine's office and left a little message for her fans:


...her single, "Like This", climbs from #96 to #57 on this weeks singles chart!

Here is an outtake photo of Kelly from the February 2007 edition of Spanish Glamour Magazine:

...i likes her with the long hair, but this is still very cute.

Yahoo News reports that Britney Spears & K-Fed have reached a settlement in their divorce:


(click here to get the details)

Barbados beauty, Rihanna, is back before we had a chance to miss her!

She is ready to release her next single "Umbrella" ft. Jay-Z from her new album Good Girl Gone Bad which drops June 5th.

Go here to preview the track. I like it!

Finally, the Miss America Pageant has NO TV home.


The Pageant has been dropped by Country Music Television, leaving the 86-year-old competition without a TV outlet for the second time in three years...

I guess their Tara Conner scandal didn't help sh!t (source).

The Simple Life

The Promo pics for the 5th season of The Simple Life are out:

...can't wait to see them acting the fool!

...Just like Macy Gray at her album release party for her album "BIG" in New York:

...this chick didn't even attempt to get dressed up for the event...bet her ass was drunk-

Hell, I feel drunk looking at pics of Joss Stone on the set of her new video:

...too much brightness...she needs to turn it down drastically!

Mary-Kate, my favorite Olsen twin, was spotted out recently:

Does she know what size she wears?

Moving along, Courtney Love was photographed on the beach:

...she's just 5 more pounds away from her anorexic US Weekly magazine cover!

However, Donatella Versace's 20-year-old daughter, Allegra, is truly suffering from the mental disorder:

Donatella revealed,"Allegra, has been battling anorexia, a very serious disease, for many years," Versace and Paul Beck said in a statement released Tuesday by spokesman Robert Zimmerman.

"She is receiving the best medical care possible to help overcome this illness and is responding well. As parents, we are doing our best to protect our daughter. However, due to numerous media reports, we want to let everyone know that we appreciate their concern for Allegra, and we ask that her privacy be respected at this time."

...scary...(source)

B.E.T.'s Spring Bling

B.E.T.'s annual Spring Bling celebration was simply a haven for foolishness.

For starters, Remy Ma was in the building, so you know she looked the fool:

(Shakes head in confusion)

Terrance and Roxie, hosts of the #1 music video show (yes the ratings don't lie!), chilled with a comedian:

...i would hate on Terrance's Mohawk, but i've been thinking of getting one myself-

Akon and Omarion shared a moment, but the dude behind them was on serious hate mode-

Cherish was there with a pregnant Farrah...she could have left that at the house...

...i definitely wouldn't have missed her-

Huey came through to Pop, Lock, and Drop it:


Marcus Houston also hit the stage:


So did the Pretty Ricky boys:


Spectacular forgot what song he was listening to...

...i guess he was still stuck on Huey's line, "Toot that thang up mommy make it roll."

Finally, Jim Jones and his nappy head came through to judge something:

...did he forget he was going to be on TV??? How foolish!

Tales of Foolishness...

I have to give it up to Karrine Steffans, she's managed to build a career out of being a "jump off."

Her new book, The Vixen Diaries, is scheduled to hit bookstores July 2007. This next installment in the life of Karrine Steffans takes you a step above and beyond Confessions of a Video Vixen with candid and introspective accounts of her life and the lives of her friends within tight Hollywood circles. The latest book is the first of a series of books she is set to release under publisher Warner Books.

She recently did an interview with Al Sharpton, discussing her insight about the "jump off" and casual sex in our society. Here is a link to the audio: (Listen to interview).

...Take that Melissa Ford!...

Moving along,


Thanks to her recent DUI charge, Vivica Fox has lost her 3 year, $3 million dollar endorsement deal with GM & Cadillac...

Now her ass will be regulated to doing shit like this to pay the bills:


Check out the info on Vivica's upcoming play: (Click Here)

Finally, Is Cassie pregnant?


These recent pictures seem to suggest so...if the rumors are true i hope and pray that Diddy isn't the baby's daddy. It would be a shame for such a pretty, but talentless girl, to have to sleep around for a record deal...

Speaking of Diddy, Kim Porter better watch her man.

Remember this intimate moment Diddy shared with Sienna Miller a few months ago?...


Well, once again, the two were seen partying in close proximity to one another.
This time at Fergie's recent B'Day party:

By the way, Fergie just turned 32: