9.27.2007

Have it Your Way.

What's good community? I must get personal before we get into the celebrity news. Let me tell you how a late-night trip to Burger King saved my Wednesday.


First, i did not get much sleep Tuesday night because of homework and working on an upcoming fraternity event. That meant i was already in a bad mood come Wednesday morning. I had to get up extra early for an eight o'clock SGA executive meeting. This caused me to loose the battle against sleep in my 10 o'clock management class; if you were a passer-by you would have paused for a second to pep my head-nod game. Then, i had to go to Spanish (and that's not a good thing folks). The rest of my day is a blur...so fast forward to 10 o'clock Wednesday night.

As i walk back to my dorm it's drizzling and this does not improve my mood. I'm carrying the sandwich and chips i'd bought from the bistro, i was half dead, i mean numb inside. I came into my room and my roommate suggested that we hit up BK's Wopper Wednesday special. I quickly tossed my sandwich in the fridge and we left.

My roomate was also in a bad mood...i think he had clocked only two hours of sleep Tuesday night. So we get to the drive threw intercom and a raspy, familiar voice asks "Can i take your order." This lady has taken our order before, so we laugh at her man voice and struggle to tell her what we want. To make things worse, she forgets to turn off her headset and we can hear her talking to herself while entering things into the register. By now, my roommate and i are tripping extra hard.

So we roll to the window and the chick is the same girl we remember. She looks like Propecia's first cousin. She had her pink razor [cell phone] in hand, and on speaker phone while she took our debit cards. When she handed the cards back, we heard her tell some guy "I DON'T GET PREGNANT, I GET EVEN!" And it was over.

I'm sure we looked like some drunk fools in the car laughing and hitting the dashboard and stuff. Then, she start going off on the workers...she was like "I'm not droppin' no more French fries, SHIT!" All this time, she had the drive-threw window open.

She takes another order, and then begins to smash into the vehicle pulling up behind us. She goes "damn! they got they emergency break on or somethin'?" Laughter erupts from our vehicle, and she tells us it's not funny "because that car really heart my errrr (ear)". I ask her what her name is when we get our food and she starts to say Michelle, but quickly changes her response to French Fry because she thought we were about to call and file a compliant.

The next time i got back to Burger King, i'm getting her myspace. French Fry is going in my top friends because she made me forget i was tired, and saved my Wednesday:


HOT HOLLYWOOD

Last night US Weekly threw their Hot Hollywood party:

The cast of "The Hills" rolled in.

Chris Brown

Jamie-Lynn Spears was cute. She needs to tap Britney on the shoulder.

Mary J Blidge was on point. Her new single is out. Listen!

MIAMI NIGHT

Solange Knowles and Cee-Lo were partying it up at Miami Live:

Solange has been upgraded as far as looks are concerned. Lets hope she was chilling with Cee-Lo because he is working on her next album!

TOP MODEL CYCLE 3

Top Model alum Yaya Dacosta had a photo call at the San Sebastian Film Festival for her new independent film Honeydripper. I just saw her new Oil of Olay commercial yesterday. I like to see that she's made a career for herself even though she didn't win:

Flawless.