How to make the ratings "Dip It Low"

UPN, aw sh!t, i meant CW has bumped it's head:

Yahoo News reports that :"Mario Lopez, hot off his stint on ABC's "Dancing With the Stars," will co-star with R&B singer Christina Milian in the CW comedy pilot "Eight Days a Week."

The project revolves around four twenty somethings who work under the top movers and shakers in New York.

Lopez will play one of the bosses, an impeccably dressed wunderkind with a cell phone attached to his ear. Milian will play one of the assistants, a beautiful, young woman who left behind a law career to start over as a receptionist/gofer at an art gallery."

...this should be foolish, just like this performance of Christina's song "Dip It Low":

...Shing Lee betta do it!