Triumphant Foolishness

Congratulations to Naomi Campbell:

Yesterday, she completed her 5-day community service duty in true "i didn't learn sh!t" style.

...i like how she turned her punishment into a fashion show and media spectacle. Here are some of her best looks from the week:


...i'll give her two months before she throws another fit: lol-

In Other Foolish News

According to US Magazine, Nicole & Paris will be counseling overweight campers on the 5th Season of The Simple Life.

"They are going to be camp counselors at one camp in the Southern California Mountains," says an E! spokesperson. "The camp has five different themes. Each week will be a different theme. And yes, one week is a weight loss/fitness camp. It's not a fat camp."

...this is going to cause all kinds of emotional issues for the campers...not make them feel better. How would you feel being overweight, but having a counselor who looks like this:


Finally, the reason behind Nicole's small frame and tired demeanor has been discovered.


Yahoo News reports that Nicole has fallen ill on the set of the show many times this month, and was eventually diagnosed with hypoglycemia, or low-blood sugar (her rep confirmed Wednesday 21st).

"[Richie] is taking steps to manage it," the rep said.

According to the Hypoglycemia Support Foundation's Website, hypoglycemia occurs when the pancreas secretes too much insulin, usually because of a glucose rush, causing blood-sugar levels to crash. Symptoms include faintness, fatigue and dizziness.

Last fall, the weight-watched Richie announced she was seeking a medical explanation to determine why she wasn't putting on pounds.

...hopefully, Nicole gets better.

The Up-Incoming Queen of foolishness, Mary-Kate Olsen, was spotted in Cali eating (smoking cigarettes) the other day:

...why must she always look so damn raggedy?